Tuesday, April 28, 2009

My LIfe Syllabus...for the year...

EDU411sec.2009
International Teaching-the Ultimate “Real Job” Adventure
7-9 pm Tues-Fri (14 month class)
Instructor: Shawn Allen- global gypsy, addicted adventurer, and educational box breaker

Course Description:
A you-can-do-it, no-better-time-than-the-present, what-have-you-got-to-lose, kick-in-the-pants excursion designed to get you from here to there.

Pre-requisites:
Students are encouraged to have completed at least three of the following
MATH: 072-Excess Baggage Weight Exchange- shady ex’s for Xtreme sports gear
EDU: 222-What Box?-educational theory minus ethnocentrism
ENG: 369-Facebooking is the New Scrapbooking-journaling the journey 140 characters at a time and documenting “out of work activities” in “work appropriate” photo albums
PE: 123 Skin Thickening- techniques for deflecting the criticism and judgments of people whose idea of risk-taking is trying a different route on the drive to work…once.
BUS: 421-Opting Out-investing in viable alternatives to the “American dream” (AKA-spouse, 2.5 kids, dog, hybrid SUV, SEC season football tickets, and house in the suburbs)
AVI: 747-Flight Lessons-giving your chick-a-dees wings

Required reading:
Students need to be intimately familiar with various websites including Joyjobs.com, The International Educator online, The Lonely Planet, Yahoo travel, the US State Department, and Rosetta Stone.

Section 1
B-O-R-I-N-G….
There must be more to life than THIS?
Lesson 1 (June): MAP READING; realizing that your current job and/or relationships are not taking you where you want to go in life
Lesson 2 (July): DEMOLITION; breaking down walls (people, ideas, financial obligations) that block your view of possibilities that are available to you.
Lesson 3 (August): ORIENTEERING; finding your way in the labyrinth of international teaching opportunities
Lesson 4 (September): FISHING; figuring out what bait to use and where to look for nibbles and bites in the international school job market

Section 2
I AM OUT OF HERE
The world is my playground
Lesson 5 (October): FIRST AID; recovering from blunders such as mixing up headings on cover letters and incorrectly guessing the gender of a recipient
Lesson 6 (November): TARGET SHOOTING; researching and focusing on schools who are the best fit for you-location, benefits, size, staffing needs
Lesson 7 (December): SCUBA DIVING: taking the plunge-attending recruiting conferences, SKYPE interviewing, signing a contract

Section 3
DID YOU KNOW THAT CHAVEZ WAS THERE?
Did YOU know that Atlanta is the #1 import point for illegal drugs and location for drug related violent crime? (Also known as the art of eye-rolling at doomsday soothsayers and all-of-a-sudden experts on your new location…and other keys to getting through the toughest months.)
Lesson 8 (January): SPELUNKING; surviving the change from the brightness of a signed contract to the dark tunnels of to-do lists and certification tests.
Lesson 9 (February): MUSHING; keeping focused on the trail even though the end seems distant-not letting doubt and doubters make you quit.
Lesson 10 (March): ROCK CLIMBING; carefully grasping hold of each new task and piece of information about what to do and how to prepare-relying on the random “beta” and steady belay from those at the top- as the climb to the goal begins through purchasing, packing, and document assembling.
Lesson 11 (April): MOTO-CROSS; holding tight and adjusting speed as needed along the twists and turns of the trail while also remaining strong-willed when faced with extra bumps and road blocks like booking tickets, storing possessions, severing leases, learning a new language, and arranging banking and other financial obligations.

Section 4
LEAVING THE LAST CHECKPOINT
The end of the “class” and the beginning of the dream!
Lesson 12 (May); SURFING; enjoying the moments of swift forward movement propelled by waves of activity such as securing a departure date, interspersed by both the anticipation of waiting for the next wave and the hard work of paddling out for the next ride like setting up final doctor and dentist visits .
Lesson 13 (June): SNOWBOARDING; letting go and going with the flow as the ride gains momentum through activities such as finishing the school year, moving out, turning off utilities, selling your car, completing continuing education credits for future certification renewal -hoping that all the preparations you did up to this point enable you to weave smoothly through these obstacles
Lesson 14 (July):SKY DIVING; after a cross country trek of visiting friends and family, this final lesson entails packing the parachute (in 8 or so 50 pound bags), boarding the plane and making the final jump….embracing the adrenaline rush that accompanies the thrill of the free fall into the realm of the unknown and the out-of-your-control.


Attendance: Weekly class times optional and negotiable based on workload/To-Do lists. Mandatory class session-Meet at Atlanta Airport July 25th at 6 AM and board flight to Miami, change planes (with the help of porters to transfer all of your extra bags), then be on flight to Barcelona, Venezuela at 3 PM.

Grading Scale: Pass/Fail (any failed portion=fail for class)
50% sign contract
50% arrive at final destination (Venezuela)
Extra credit for passing the ESOL re-certification test, the PE certification test, the Health certification test, and the middle grades Social Studies certification test.

*Enrollment limited-sign up early.

2 comments:

Rex said...

Shawn you are truely amazing, I know you will do well in this stage of your life, you have so much going for you. I am glad I have been your friend and will always be your friend.

Tami said...

I love it! You are so creative - you go girl. I Love My Sista!